Welcome to Pringles.<p>
[[Okay]]
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[[I'm Scared]]
"Please, take a seat." The pringleman beckons you.<p>
[[Have a Pringle]]<p>
[[Ask: "Where am I?"]]
Worse things have happened before.<p>
[[Pringles]]
You eat a pringle.
It's salty.
It's starchy.
You don't love it, but you don't hate it.<p>
[[You have another.]]
You realize you've nearly eaten the entire can.
The Pringlemen tells you not to [[eat the final chip in the can.]]
That one is [[reserved.]]
The Pringlemen tells you
"You're in pringles, didn't you look at the URL?"<p>
[[Alright, No need to get sassy with me, McPringleton]]<p>
[[Have a Pringle]]
Don't insult the Pringlemen.<p>
[[Have a Pringle]] <p>
[[Insult the Pringlemen]]
You call the Pringlemen [["A stinky egghead"]] [["A squirmy potato face"]] or [["A cylindrical dong stomper"]]
The Pringleman smites you using a sharpened can of pringles.
Game Over
The Pringlemen says
"I Know"
Without even realizing, you <p>
[[Have a Pringle]]
The Pringlemen is <b><i>PISSED.</b></i><p>
Into the PringleVoid you go.
The Pringlemen's [[blank white face]] begins to surround the room, their potato smelling [[moustache]] tickles you from all angles.
Game Over.
The Pringlemen's face turns red, and begins to warp and skew. "How dare you defy my orders."
The Pringlemen shouts.<p>
[[The Pringlemen, however, does not realize.]]
Yeah, you like, couldn't see anything in there.
TBH, it was pretty gross... And warm.. And Hairy. You don't want to experience it again. Too bad you're in limbo in this realm.
The Pringlemen speaks "Yes, reserved, for whom I do not know, but that pringle holds unspeakable power. Power even I, the Pringlemen, God of all that is Pringle, can not comprehend.
I must save it for the one who fits the [[prophecy.]]
"The prophecy states that the one who should inherit this Pringle is not of this realm. They are of one from [[behind glass.]]"
[[Don't you realize?]]
For the one that the Pringle was reserved for.
The one from [[behind glass.]]
[[It's you.|https://www.pringles.com/us/home.html]]